No Returns Policy
At Overpriced Uniforms, we believe in the value of commitment—both to your purchase and to your Uniform. Once you’ve bought it, you’re stuck with it. Why? Because we don’t do returns. That’s right—once it’s yours, it’s yours (unless it’s defective, but good luck with that).
Here’s why:
- We’re Too Fancy for Returns
Our prices are so high, we’d rather you look at your purchase and think, “This is an investment” than deal with the hassle of sending it back. - Fashion is About Making Decisions
Life’s full of tough choices. Our clothing challenges you to live with them. You’ve made your choice, now embrace it! (Even if it’s an ill-fitting shirt.) - Sustainability (Sort of)
No returns mean fewer packages, fewer trucks on the road, and fewer emissions. Think of it as your contribution to the planet… or at least, to your closet. - We Make a Statement, Not a Refund
Overpriced Uniforms is here to make you stand out, not blend in. If you don’t like what you bought, wear it with pride. You’ll be part of the exclusive club of people who didn’t give in to weak consumerism.